wormholes, vortexes, pyramids, things of this nature
crimea pyramids and their energy - june 8, 2014
another pentecost lesson, and today we’re talking about something that has effectively zero to do with the bible lol
“this is very important” drink
first reference to the dropa people in a while. and also the dashka stone in the same breath lol both total fabrications, and in the case of the dropa people, admitted as such by the fabricator
oannes mentioned again. fish men hell yes
“the people that have no, shall we say, alphabet or written history, they’re related to as nomads” this is just made up for the purposes of racism. the only culture i feel like i need to bring up as a counterpoint to this is the olmec people of mesoamerica, but there are certainly other examples as well of people who both had culture and were not highly mobile but did not have an alphabetic script/written language
“today we’re gonna get into a study that’s going to have a lot of bearing, a bearing to reveal truth about it, the importance of it, and the energy magnetic lines of the earth itself that coordinate itself with the pyramids of the earth. why is this important? well you’re gonna find out” welcome to the history channel
so we’re talking about pyramids in crimea, and as you’d expect i did some googling to see if there’s any stories about these alleged pyramids being discovered. the first thing i found was about the merheleva ridge in ukraine, which is a real site with bronze age burials but is decidedly not a pyramid, nor is it claimed to be one. an interesting discovery for me but not exactly underground pyramids. i assumed this was what jim was referencing until i looked a little farther and found a bunch of websites like “ethiopian people’s patriotic front” claiming a guy named vitaly gokh did a dig and found all these ancient pyramids dating back to the time of the dinosaurs. there is no compelling evidence that vitaly gokh is a real human person so i’m going to remain skeptical of these claims for now
“there is a resonance chamber of so-called sphinx. the pyramids were built in the era of the dinosaurs” well i’m sold
“this is not maybe, this is fact” citation needed
oh my god now we’re talking about ley lines
“you mean to tell me that all these government agencies and departments of the world, they don’t want to know what that being looks like, they don’t wanna know the composition of that being, they don’t wanna know what that crown is on his head and what substance is made of?” yeah this is one of my biggest problems with this stuff. scientists love to make discoveries, and in many cases, if you discover a thing you get to name it so i imagine there would be serious competition to get to name a 65 million year old mummy. it’s telling that there isn’t
what do you know, the pyramid they found fits the golden ratio lol what an incredible coincidence
now we get a claim that these pyramids are in line with tibetan pyramids and also the sunken pyramids of easter island. i am not able to find any compelling evidence that there’s even a conspiracy about there being pyramids in these places, let alone evidence that there are 65 million year old pyramids off of easter island
“we know not really where they came from, but i would have to say they are somehow connected with the zanoni of south america and the zanoni in their script on the great pyramids in central america it says the zanoni are the children of the stars” there is no evidence that i can find to support this claim.
“have you ever heard anything like this before? why not? it’s 13 years old” once again an appeal to a secret gnossos here
“haven’t you ever asked yourself why is there an international space station? haven’t you ever asked yourself why billions and trillions of dollars have been spent sending satellite probes up into the heavens directed at other planets? haven’t you ever asked yourself these things? when people are starving on the surface of the earth? got nothing to eat, haven’t even got clean water to drink, but they’re spending trillions on an international space station and all of these satellites out there looking for what they call life?” crocodile tears from a conservative, one of the most infuriating moves they pull out when they’re trying to look less like monsters than they normally do
“well i have news for you, because you see i’m not from here. i’m from an area called paradise” that’s not the way most people refer to upper peninsula michigan but go off lol be proud of your hometown
“‘it was found out, that ancient egyptians’ - of which the egyptians did not build them, believe me - ‘and mysterious crimean builders used practically the same materials in the pyramids” no citation given lol just “trust me bro”
“during excavation vitaly goh paid attention to high spirit, mood, and a great fun that people felt during descent along dug pit leading to the pyramid. this feeling doubled inside the stature. when people got into a spherical cavity, told us, literally they were diving in the stream of energy” this feels true
“don’t you feel this is exciting?” no
“‘having been puzzled by question about source location of energy acquisition and reception, the author built holograms of the star sky and synchronized them with holograms of earth sites with pyramids(in egypt, the himalayas, england, mexico, sevastopol, easter island, and bermuda)’ all they have to do is follow these lines and use the equipment they have now, and they will know where all these pyramids - and they do know where they are because now they know what energy to look for” holograms have entered the chat
“having tracked the energy streams on the holograms, he found out that 2 groups of pyramids are ruled by each star in the northern hemisphere. one group serves as the energy receiver, and another group, its transmitter to the stars” i feel like i’m quoting too much but i don’t know what i can say here that would be more compelling than just sharing what he’s saying directly
“‘ley lines are alleged alignments of a number of places of geographical interest, such as ‘ancient monuments and megaliths’ that are thought by certain adherents to have spiritual power. their existence was suggested in 1921 by the amateur archaeologist alfred watkins, in his book the old straight track. the believers in ley lines think that the lines and their intersection points resonate a special psychic or mystical energy.’ and they do! cuz they’re transmitters and receivers ‘ascribing such characteristics to ley lines has led to the term being classified as pseudoscience.’” well i’m glad he’s so confident they’re real
“now there’s people out there that are saying ‘this can’t be true. this can’t be right’ well it IS true, and it IS right, and the advanced scientists and the advanced departments of government know it” oh the advanced scientists
you see a picture like this and you know you are in for some real, grounded, scientific discussion
i wish i had something to add beyond just quoting at length but these things are too exciting to leave out “there was a wormhole. a portal opened in our dimension. they are well aware of this. ‘the last one happened on 12.12.12, it is exciting, a new beginning’ that this portal, this hole, opened in our dimension and brought an energy source to the surface of the earth that was greatly needed”
“‘vortex is the bridge between our dimension and other dimensions.’ do i think they’re there? yes i do. do i think it’s being used in space today by those on the sides of darkness? yes i do. do they really believe there’s gonna be an invasionary invasion from space by yahweh our father? yes i do believe they believe that. are they trying to prepare for it? yes they are. are they going to be successful? no they’re not.” get this man some lithium
“it wasn’t these squant little pimple faced mongrels in mexico today that built those pyramids, okay?” just a reminder that all of the ludicrous space energy talk is just covering this racist shit
“‘general relativity theory predicts: if traversable wormholes exist, they could allow time travel.’ and i believe that’s what these pyramids were also used for” tell me he wouldn’t be invited on rogan if he was still alive.
this was one of the more stonerific episodes we’ve had in a while and it was nice to get some new stupidity to look into instead of just the old lies that we’ve heard a hundred times. so weird that there would be stuff coming out about crimea from russian sources 4 months after russia invaded crimea, i can’t imagine there’s any sort of connection there. he did fully admit to buying all this crap though so that really should be a dent in his credibility but i’m sure his audience is entirely pilled at this point too. maybe someday i’ll fall into a vortex myself and i’ll have to admit he was right but until such an event occurs i’m gonna stick to my own opinions here
until next time